dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

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dandelioens:

Shit happens

dandelioens:

Shit happens

when I hold doors for peopleKids: ...
Teenagers: Thanks.
Adults: Thank you.
Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.

earthdad:

my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me